do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews
new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀
Aries: (614):
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vaginaTaurus: (605):
I thought I’d never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookiesgemini: (419):
Let’s be honest, I’ve seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.Cancer: (828):
Stop calling me, Mom. I’m in his closet. You’re gonna blow my cover and I’m about to catch this lying SOB.Leo: (815):
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I’m asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.Virgo: (808):
You can be responsible and still be on that ho lifeLibra: (707):
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I’m watching his dog this weekend while he’s in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my lifeScorpio: (903):
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.Sagittarius:(281):
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I’m an adultCapricorn: (740):
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test…there goes my veil of innocence in this town.Aquarius: (612):
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of therePisces: 630):
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent’s house
